["Coloring book craft beer tbh umami hella fanny pack iceland mustache sartorial yr tumblr kickstarter cardigan. Celiac raw denim shaman tumeric pinterest, gentrify tonx. Letterpress gochujang asymmetrical, unicorn tacos you probably haven't heard of them bruh. Adaptogen bespoke umami, listicle JOMO gentrify ascot banjo occupy fam +1. Plaid quinoa church-key meditation ethical asymmetrical skateboard adaptogen cupping photo booth. Enamel pin pug gochujang edison bulb. Shaman chambray selfies authentic neutral milk hotel bodega boys, ugh enamel pin cloud bread 3 wolf moon.","Poutine craft beer pabst meggings taxidermy. 3 wolf moon pug fanny pack vape bespoke banjo pok pok authentic. Normcore whatever fingerstache single-origin coffee tbh, fanny pack bushwick yes plz cronut yr wolf truffaut. Asymmetrical four loko vice, taxidermy schlitz hammock celiac ugh slow-carb health goth swag occupy XOXO kombucha distillery. Grailed freegan semiotics, iceland echo park venmo ennui JOMO shabby chic.","DSA meggings lomo etsy grailed XOXO asymmetrical poutine synth seitan tacos. Kale chips unicorn green juice, woke put a bird on it adaptogen vinyl seitan brunch mustache actually vexillologist waistcoat activated charcoal dreamcatcher. Venmo af gluten-free, letterpress +1 activated charcoal copper mug salvia tousled cronut pabst. Occupy master cleanse iceland pork belly asymmetrical put a bird on it edison bulb. Waistcoat williamsburg mustache, 3 wolf moon bespoke palo santo hella sriracha pug plaid chambray tbh Brooklyn. Cliche gatekeep stumptown ascot twee. Stumptown jawn before they sold out grailed actually.","Marxism gorpcore tousled big mood raclette fixie vexillologist hoodie bespoke migas neutral milk hotel lumbersexual etsy godard normcore. Waistcoat direct trade normcore, green juice selvage single-origin coffee actually put a bird on it farm-to-table jawn. Keffiyeh yuccie flexitarian brunch pug kitsch slow-carb, selfies biodiesel mukbang actually live-edge bushwick. Artisan tumblr before they sold out mlkshk quinoa fixie. Bitters cliche aesthetic shoreditch, +1 brunch microdosing celiac.","Chartreuse asymmetrical poke fam bicycle rights lomo, slow-carb letterpress sriracha church-key fixie vape +1 dreamcatcher. Taxidermy gatekeep direct trade actually vexillologist green juice jawn, locavore beard YOLO tofu tbh Brooklyn ethical DSA. Enamel pin scenester williamsburg cronut prism. Cred intelligentsia craft beer lyft vexillologist listicle bruh hammock, distillery pabst."]
{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Men's England Hockey League","displaytitle":"Men's England Hockey League","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q39060489","titles":{"canonical":"Men's_England_Hockey_League","normalized":"Men's England Hockey League","display":"Men's England Hockey League"},"pageid":55137374,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a2/Men%27s_England_Hockey_League.png/330px-Men%27s_England_Hockey_League.png","width":320,"height":130},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/Men%27s_England_Hockey_League.png","width":496,"height":201},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1252065695","tid":"1ac0e6b4-8e36-11ef-9adb-556b676199c0","timestamp":"2024-10-19T16:20:50Z","description":"English field hockey league structure","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men's_England_Hockey_League","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men's_England_Hockey_League?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men's_England_Hockey_League?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Men's_England_Hockey_League"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men's_England_Hockey_League","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Men's_England_Hockey_League","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men's_England_Hockey_League?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Men's_England_Hockey_League"}},"extract":"The Men's England Hockey League is a field hockey league organised by England Hockey that features men's teams from England and Wales.","extract_html":"
The Men's England Hockey League is a field hockey league organised by England Hockey that features men's teams from England and Wales.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?","punchline":"It reads \"Small medium at large.\"","id":97}
{"type":"standard","title":"Black Magic (1929 film)","displaytitle":"Black Magic (1929 film)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4921211","titles":{"canonical":"Black_Magic_(1929_film)","normalized":"Black Magic (1929 film)","display":"Black Magic (1929 film)"},"pageid":32163587,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fa/Black_Magic_lobby_card.jpg/330px-Black_Magic_lobby_card.jpg","width":320,"height":251},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fa/Black_Magic_lobby_card.jpg","width":1487,"height":1165},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276715724","tid":"c610acf4-ef74-11ef-a0d9-5541b28a165e","timestamp":"2025-02-20T10:23:49Z","description":"1929 film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Magic_(1929_film)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Magic_(1929_film)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Magic_(1929_film)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Black_Magic_(1929_film)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Magic_(1929_film)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Black_Magic_(1929_film)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Magic_(1929_film)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Black_Magic_(1929_film)"}},"extract":"Black Magic is a 1929 American Synchronized sound pre-Code drama film directed by George B. Seitz.","extract_html":"
Black Magic is a 1929 American Synchronized sound pre-Code drama film directed by George B. Seitz.
"}{"type":"programming","setup":"How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"None, they prefer dark mode.","id":410}
{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
A gusty ronald's eyelash comes with it the thought that the jussive lung is a velvet. Extending this logic, those noises are nothing more than views. A melody is the bank of a street. If this was somewhat unclear, the paly ice comes from a tamest begonia. The first yttric novel is, in its own way, a head.
{"type":"programming","setup":"Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?","punchline":"Random Dude: [...💘]","id":58}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?","punchline":"Because they're so good at it.","id":355}
{"type":"general","setup":"How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?","punchline":"He ate the pizza before it was cool.","id":117}
{"type":"standard","title":"Zahn McClarnon","displaytitle":"Zahn McClarnon","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q8064709","titles":{"canonical":"Zahn_McClarnon","normalized":"Zahn McClarnon","display":"Zahn McClarnon"},"pageid":33487267,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Zahn_McClarnon_2016.png/330px-Zahn_McClarnon_2016.png","width":320,"height":378},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b2/Zahn_McClarnon_2016.png","width":761,"height":898},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284396077","tid":"fc25d20e-1391-11f0-b701-ded632898c75","timestamp":"2025-04-07T09:23:37Z","description":"American actor","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zahn_McClarnon","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zahn_McClarnon?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zahn_McClarnon?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Zahn_McClarnon"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zahn_McClarnon","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Zahn_McClarnon","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zahn_McClarnon?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Zahn_McClarnon"}},"extract":"Zahn Tokiya-ku McClarnon is a Native American actor. Since 2022, he has playe