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{"type":"standard","title":"Nonclassical ion","displaytitle":"Nonclassical ion","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q55625371","titles":{"canonical":"Nonclassical_ion","normalized":"Nonclassical ion","display":"Nonclassical ion"},"pageid":18413515,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f9/CSD_CIF_HIGNAOhires.png/330px-CSD_CIF_HIGNAOhires.png","width":320,"height":353},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/CSD_CIF_HIGNAOhires.png","width":2131,"height":2349},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1268860743","tid":"5fda69f4-d06b-11ef-93c6-3a3e52a34f67","timestamp":"2025-01-11T22:28:26Z","description":"Type of molecule in organic chemistry","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonclassical_ion","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonclassical_ion?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonclassical_ion?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nonclassical_ion"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonclassical_ion","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Nonclassical_ion","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonclassical_ion?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nonclassical_ion"}},"extract":"In chemistry, a nonclassical ion usually refers to carbonium ions, a family of organic cations. They are characterized by delocalized three-center, two-electron bonds. The more stable members are often bi- or polycyclic.","extract_html":"
In chemistry, a nonclassical ion usually refers to carbonium ions, a family of organic cations. They are characterized by delocalized three-center, two-electron bonds. The more stable members are often bi- or polycyclic.
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