{"type":"general","setup":"Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?","punchline":"Because she ran away from the ball.","id":373}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
{"type":"general","setup":"Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?","punchline":"Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.","id":80}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?","punchline":"A fowl smell!","id":230}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do young cows eat lunch?","punchline":"In the calf-ateria.","id":289}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?","punchline":"They have no hands to knock on the door.","id":350}
{"fact":"Cats are extremely sensitive to vibrations. Cats are said to detect earthquake tremors 10 or 15 minutes before humans can.","length":122}
{"type":"general","setup":"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?","punchline":"No, I got them all cut.","id":76}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What animal is always at a game of cricket?","punchline":"A bat.","id":153}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the half blind man fall in the well?","punchline":"Because he couldn't see that well!","id":325}
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